Well folks I have some serious blogging to do, here are a few stories I have and more are definately to follow:
Hello everyone as per usual my blogging has become so infrequent that I have a lot of stories for you!
So back in August I went of the ABSOLUTE WORST first date EVER!!!
I meet this guy at the bar and he seems nice enough, maybe a little dumb…..he got Terry Fox and Harry Potter confused, guess that should have been my first signal that he was a dummy.
So he calls a few days later and we agree to go out. But he won’t decide what we should to claiming that he doesn’t know the area very well. He’s an international student who was supposed to be going to Ryerson or something. So finally he’s like let’s go to High Park. So I’m thinking to myself that’s cool we’ll check out a lay or something…….not exactly what he had in mind.
So he’s 15 minutes late meeting me (yep, he didn’t even offer to pick me up) and then his big plan is to walk around the park. Which, you know I’m not really dressed for hiking! So we’re walking then we sit for awhile on the grass and he pulls out……2 cans of beer from a plastic bag he’s been carrying. And I’m just thinking to myself, seriously??? He’s not even taking me to a bar to have a drink. So yeah, the whole thing was definitely LAME. So I cut that date short and was home before 9:00 in time to watch Big Brother!!!
Now, let’s talk about my other no-success dating story…
First of all before I even tell this story I want to make sure that any guy who reads this is aware of what I’m about to say and I want you to treat this like it’s set in stone.
NO DECENT GIRL IS GOING TO HOOK UP WITH YOU AT THE PARTY YOU ARE THROWING FOR YOUR GIRLFIREND’S BIRTHDAY
So if what you’re liking for is a skanky slut then by all means ignore that advice, but even most skanky girls aren’t going to go that low! And it’s not even flattering.
Fortunately for the guy in question, I set him straight and told him to never mention how hot he thinks I am to me ever again!
On Halloween I went to see Ratdog in concert with my whole family. Ratdog is a band that is fronted by Bob weir one of the founding members of the Grateful Dead. So Me, my mom, my brother and my dad all went to this show. I’ve been to some pretty smokey shows in my time but this one definitely took the cake!
TO BE CONTINUED.......STAY TUNED FOR.....
-OLP Concert/DVD
-Cassandra’s trip Souviners
-Hanson VS. NIN
-Bad News Re: PG13’s
-Cheryls Baby Shower
Hello everyone as per usual my blogging has become so infrequent that I have a lot of stories for you!
So back in August I went of the ABSOLUTE WORST first date EVER!!!
I meet this guy at the bar and he seems nice enough, maybe a little dumb…..he got Terry Fox and Harry Potter confused, guess that should have been my first signal that he was a dummy.
So he calls a few days later and we agree to go out. But he won’t decide what we should to claiming that he doesn’t know the area very well. He’s an international student who was supposed to be going to Ryerson or something. So finally he’s like let’s go to High Park. So I’m thinking to myself that’s cool we’ll check out a lay or something…….not exactly what he had in mind.
So he’s 15 minutes late meeting me (yep, he didn’t even offer to pick me up) and then his big plan is to walk around the park. Which, you know I’m not really dressed for hiking! So we’re walking then we sit for awhile on the grass and he pulls out……2 cans of beer from a plastic bag he’s been carrying. And I’m just thinking to myself, seriously??? He’s not even taking me to a bar to have a drink. So yeah, the whole thing was definitely LAME. So I cut that date short and was home before 9:00 in time to watch Big Brother!!!
Now, let’s talk about my other no-success dating story…
First of all before I even tell this story I want to make sure that any guy who reads this is aware of what I’m about to say and I want you to treat this like it’s set in stone.
NO DECENT GIRL IS GOING TO HOOK UP WITH YOU AT THE PARTY YOU ARE THROWING FOR YOUR GIRLFIREND’S BIRTHDAY
So if what you’re liking for is a skanky slut then by all means ignore that advice, but even most skanky girls aren’t going to go that low! And it’s not even flattering.
Fortunately for the guy in question, I set him straight and told him to never mention how hot he thinks I am to me ever again!
On Halloween I went to see Ratdog in concert with my whole family. Ratdog is a band that is fronted by Bob weir one of the founding members of the Grateful Dead. So Me, my mom, my brother and my dad all went to this show. I’ve been to some pretty smokey shows in my time but this one definitely took the cake!
TO BE CONTINUED.......STAY TUNED FOR.....
-OLP Concert/DVD
-Cassandra’s trip Souviners
-Hanson VS. NIN
-Bad News Re: PG13’s
-Cheryls Baby Shower
posted by Poppy @ 12:47 PM
1 Comments:
At 9:10 PM ,
Anonymous said...
OMG, u never told me about your trailer park date! that's awful. fuck, he seemed so foreign. i thought maybe he'd be classy. so much for that idea.
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