Poppy's Poetry Du Jour

*A fun little ditty about a customer*

Heinous bitch looking over my shoulder
heinous bitch can't tell when a trend is over

She saw Paris' simple life last week
Saw her ugly hat and thought that's Chic

Most of us, we realize that trends fade
not her she want's her ugly hats and she hasn't paid

Just casue you saw it on TV doesn't mean it's cool, TV shows aren't live
How do people this dumb thrive?

You'd think that a bimbo with a knock-off Vuitton purse
Would pick up a magazine find out some recent trends, but wait it gets worse

It's not even a purse, it's a fanny pack
Someone please tell me when those came back?!